My name is Emma. I have a first class honours degree in Philosophy (although you wouldn’t think it, given my usual standard of argument). I have a second major in English and scream at misplaced apostrophes (but I love lolcats). I have classical voice lessons (but listen to The Who, Deep Purple, and Doris Day). I have performed in amateur theatrics (although in the last one I was nearly a cross-dressing prince). I am married to an engineer (who runs our washing machine off a garden tap), I am a home-owner (although I only get excited about IKEA, rather than House & Garden), and I have a dog (who is neurotic). I sew and crochet (and my last crochet project involved big red star buttons on wrist-warmers).
Needless to say, actual results may vary.
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