Welcome
If you're here, then you either know me (hello, Mother) or you would like to know something about me (hello, random internet person). If you want a proper biography, go read the "about" page. If you want the cliffnotes version though:
I sometimes feel like the living embodiment of the caveat "Actual Results May Vary". I'm a first-class honours graduate in philosophy, I'm studying a masters degree in Public Relations, I crochet and embroider, I had years of classical voice lessons, and I'm in no way sophisticated or elegant. As the infomercial says: Actual Results May Vary.